The Bullshit Meter

How Much
Bullshit?

Every story gets a rating for how much bullshit we think is going on, and how badly it needs to change or go to a royal commission.

The Three Levels

A Bit Rich

Spin, half-truths and convenient leaving-out. It needs fixing.

Taking the Piss

Public money, public power and private gain in the same room. It needs a proper inquiry.

Industrial Quantities

Harm on a national scale and nobody held to account. It needs a royal commission, and charges where the evidence supports them.

How They Make You Believe a Narrative

The cuts didn’t sell themselves. The government paid for research on how to sell them.

RedBridge advised the NDIA on how to make unpopular changes more acceptable. Its October 2023 research tested tighter access for children with developmental delay and one worker to three people in supported living.[1]

People strongly opposed both when they were described as cost cuts. Putting benefits and protections first produced “a degree of tolerance”. The advice was blunt.[1]

The research also found people saw a crackdown on fraud as a more believable reason for the review than improving the scheme.[1]

In March 2024, Bill Shorten cited RedBridge’s findings on public compassion for the scheme, then moved on to criminal providers, exploitation and the need for reform.[2]

“We therefore do not recommend discussing either reform in isolation.”

RedBridge, research for the NDIA, October 2023.[1]

Fraud Is Real. It’s Also Small.

Fraud happens, and it should be prosecuted. Cutting a person’s hours is something else. Both save money. Only one of them stops a crook.

Of the $38.1 billion in forecast savings

$ billion, four years from 2026–27

Resetting participation and daily-activity budgets
$13.2bn
All pricing, fraud and integrity measures
$3.7bn

Every pricing, fraud and integrity measure together comes to about 9.7% of the total. The single daily-activities reset is more than three times bigger.[3]

The advocacy site ndiswasteclock.com counts the other side: an estimated economic loss of about $21.26 billion a year, or $674 a second, using a 2.25 multiplier on the projected cash savings. It’s a model, not an audit, and it says so.[4]

The Nudge Unit

BETA, the Behavioural Economics Team of the Australian Government, sits inside the Prime Minister’s department. Since 2016 it has tested how wording, order and defaults change what people do. By May 2026 it had finished more than 150 projects.[5]

The wording of a letter can change whether someone appeals. When your income or care is on the line, people deserve to know what’s being tested on them and what it found.

The Robodebt Playbook

Rachelle Miller, Alan Tudge’s former media adviser, told the Royal Commission she placed stories with friendly media, including A Current Affair and 2GB, about catching welfare cheats.[6]

The line was that the government was “cracking down on welfare cheats”. Meanwhile, people were ringing the minister’s office to say their debts were wrong.[6]

How Fucked Is It?

We checked every story against its sources, then measured it against the rules the public service, charities, companies and regulators say they follow. Overall rating: Industrial Quantities.

4Industrial Quantities
8Taking the Piss
1A Bit Rich
0Fine, actually
Industrial Quantities

The Cuts

$38.1 billion comes out of the scheme. Every pricing, fraud and integrity measure put together is $3.7 billion of it. The rest comes from what disabled people get.

Measured against: APS Values: frank, honest, evidence-based[7] · CRPD article 19[19]

Industrial Quantities

Your Records

Records on almost everyone are linked and shared, including with a 19-agency fraud taskforce, some of whose members use Palantir. The NDIA refused 22 of the 31 Palantir documents it found.

Measured against: APP 6, use for another purpose[20] · CRPD article 22, privacy[19] · APS Values: open and accountable[7]

Industrial Quantities

The Computer Says No

Robodebt was unlawful. Payment cancellations under the Targeted Compliance Framework were unlawful too. Automated decisions are still spreading and the Royal Commission’s legal framework still isn’t law.

Measured against: Robodebt Royal Commission[18] · APS Values[7] · NACC Act[17]

Industrial Quantities

Do Not Pass Go

The NACC found serious corrupt conduct by two Robodebt officials and referred neither for prosecution. Of 172 Royal Commission recommendations the Commonwealth answers for, 8 were done. No redress scheme.

Measured against: NACC Act[17] · Robodebt Royal Commission[18] · CRPD[19]

Taking the Piss

The Buy-ups

Public money pays for the care while private equity rolls up the providers. Most of the buying happened before anyone had to tell the ACCC first.

Measured against: ACCC: competition and fair trading[15] · Directors’ duties[13] · NDIS Code of Conduct[21]

Taking the Piss

Follow the Money

Investors get paid from social services when a number moves. The Future Fund invests in owners of services the Commonwealth also subsidises.

Measured against: Procurement Rules: value for money[16] · PGPA Act duties[9]

Taking the Piss

The Revolving Door

People who ran the scheme now run businesses paid by it. The lobbying ban only covers lobbying, and only for 12 or 18 months.

Measured against: Lobbying Code[11] · APSC post-separation guidance[10] · PGPA Act s29[9]

Taking the Piss

The Billionaires

The richest foundations and banks were asked to help design the $100 million Outcomes Fund. Some got tax-deductible status written into law by name, skipping the process every other charity uses.

Measured against: ACNC Governance Standards[12] · APS Values: impartial[7]

Taking the Piss

The Instigators

Governments of both colours spent public money building a market for social impact investors. Advice suggested consolidating disability providers and putting the public loan behind other lenders.

Measured against: Procurement Rules: value for money[16] · APS Values[7]

Taking the Piss

A Home

Governments hadn’t started working together on phasing out group homes. Public wealth was buying student rent instead.

Measured against: CRPD article 19[19] · Royal Commission recommendation 7.44

Taking the Piss

Rob De Luca

From Bankwest to running the NDIA, then to a private-equity-owned provider, then to the company that owns three NDIS plan managers.

Measured against: APSC post-separation guidance[10] · APS Code of Conduct: conflicts[8] · Lobbying Code[11]

Taking the Piss

Martin Hoffman

From running the NDIA to running Aidacare, an NDIS equipment supplier whose private equity owner also manages $1.4 billion for the Future Fund. A$540 million was borrowed partly to pay that owner a dividend.

Measured against: APSC post-separation guidance[10] · PGPA Act duties[9] · Directors’ duties[13]

A Bit Rich

Shadowy Figures

The lobbyist register misses in-house lobbyists and much of what peak bodies do. You can’t see most of the room.

Measured against: Lobbying Code[11] · ASX governance principles[14]

The Rules We Measured Against

  • Public servants. The APS Values and Code of Conduct: honest, evidence-based advice, accountability, and declaring conflicts.[7][8] The PGPA Act duties on care, good faith, use of position and disclosing interests.[9] APSC guidance on conflicts after leaving.[10]
  • Lobbying. The Commonwealth Lobbying Code and its cooling-off periods.[11]
  • Charities. The ACNC Governance Standards, especially Standard 5.[12]
  • Companies. Directors’ duties under the Corporations Act and the ASX governance principles.[13][14]
  • Competition. What the ACCC says it does, and the merger rules in force from 1 January 2026.[15]
  • Spending. The Commonwealth Procurement Rules on value for money.[16]
  • Integrity. The NACC Act definition of corrupt conduct, and what the Robodebt Royal Commission and the NACC found.[17][18]
  • Rights. The Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities, the Australian Privacy Principles and the NDIS Code of Conduct.[19][20][21]

Sources

  1. NDIA, FOI 24/25-0265 decision documents, released 20 December 2024, including RedBridge research reports from October 2023. https://www.righttoknow.org.au/request/11914/response/39139/attach/11/FOI%2024.25%200265%20Decision%20Documents.pdf?cookie_passthrough=1
  2. Bill Shorten, opinion piece for the West Australian, 28 March 2024. https://formerministers.dss.gov.au/20328/opinion-piece-for-the-west-australian-2/
  3. Department of Health, Disability and Ageing, FOI 26-3289, Budget Estimates briefs, released September 2026. Document 11, PDF pp. 46–47: reform costing by category. https://www.health.gov.au/sites/default/files/2026-09/foi-26-3289-budget-estimates.pdf
  4. NDISWasteClock, The Cost of Cuts, and its published method, accessed 6 October 2026. https://ndiswasteclock.com/
  5. Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet, 10 years of BETA, 4 May 2026. https://www.pmc.gov.au/news/10-years-beta
  6. Royal Commission into the Robodebt Scheme, hearing day 28, 31 January 2023, evidence of Rachelle Miller, transcript pp. 2791–2793. https://robodebt.royalcommission.gov.au/system/files/2023-02/transcript-hearing-day-28-31-january-2023.pdf
  7. Australian Public Service Commission, APS Values, Public Service Act 1999 s10. The APS is impartial, committed to service, accountable, respectful and ethical, and gives frank, honest advice based on the best available evidence. https://www.apsc.gov.au/aps-values
  8. Australian Public Service Commission, elements of the APS Code of Conduct, Public Service Act 1999 s13, including the duty to disclose and avoid conflicts of interest. https://www.apsc.gov.au/resources/circulars-guidance-and-advice/handling-misconduct-human-resource-managers-guide/appendix-2-elements-aps-code-conduct
  9. Department of Finance, PGPA Act s29: duty to disclose material personal interests, with ss25 to 28 on care, good faith, use of position and use of information. https://www.finance.gov.au/government/managing-commonwealth-resources/general-duties-officials-rmg-203/duty-disclose-interests
  10. Australian Public Service Commission, Leaving the APS: post-separation conflict of interest. https://www.apsc.gov.au/working-aps/integrity/aps-conflict-interest-management/guidance-employees-and-managers/leaving-aps-post-separation-conflict-interest
  11. Attorney-General’s Department, Lobbying Code of Conduct. Former ministers face an 18-month ban on lobbying in their old portfolio; senior officials face 12 months. It covers third-party lobbyists, not people lobbying for their own employer. https://www.ag.gov.au/integrity/publications/lobbying-code-conduct
  12. Australian Charities and Not-for-profits Commission, Governance Standards, including Standard 5: act honestly and fairly in the charity’s best interests and manage conflicts of interest. https://www.acnc.gov.au/for-charities/manage-your-charity/governance-hub/governance-standards
  13. ASIC, managing your director obligations: Corporations Act 2001 ss180 to 183 on care, good faith and improper use of position or information. https://www.asic.gov.au/for-business-and-companies/small-business-director-essentials/managing-your-director-obligations
  14. ASX Corporate Governance Council, Corporate Governance Principles and Recommendations. https://www.asx.com.au/about/regulation/asx-corporate-governance-council
  15. ACCC, about the ACCC: it says it promotes competition and fair trading and enforces the Competition and Consumer Act 2010. Mergers and acquisitions: from 1 January 2026, certain acquisitions must be notified and approved first. https://www.accc.gov.au/about-us/accc-role-and-structure/about-the-accc https://www.accc.gov.au/business/mergers-and-acquisitions
  16. Department of Finance, Commonwealth Procurement Rules, value for money: public resources must be used in an efficient, effective, economical and ethical way. https://www.finance.gov.au/government/procurement/commonwealth-procurement-rules/value-money
  17. National Anti-Corruption Commission, what is corrupt conduct: breach of public trust, abuse of office and misuse of official information. Robodebt referrals investigation report, 11 March 2026. https://www.nacc.gov.au/report-corruption/what-investigate/what-corrupt-conduct https://www.nacc.gov.au/news-and-media/nacc-publishes-investigation-report-robodebt-referrals
  18. Royal Commission into the Robodebt Scheme, report, 7 July 2023. https://www.royalcommission.gov.au/robodebt/report
  19. United Nations, Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities, including article 19 (living in the community, with choices equal to others) and article 22 (privacy). https://www.ohchr.org/en/instruments-mechanisms/instruments/convention-rights-persons-disabilities
  20. Office of the Australian Information Commissioner, Australian Privacy Principles, including APP 6 on use and disclosure for a secondary purpose. https://www.oaic.gov.au/privacy/australian-privacy-principles/read-the-australian-privacy-principles
  21. NDIS Quality and Safeguards Commission, NDIS Code of Conduct, which binds all providers and workers. https://www.ndiscommission.gov.au/rules-and-standards/ndis-code-conduct

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